Episode- The Taming Of The Shrub

Hello Folks, It's Bruce!

I was preparing for bed. It was a night like any other. It was NOT a dark and stormy night, though it was a dark night. Not THE Dark Knight-- that would be Batman. Now THAT was a hero. But I miss Robin-- whatever happened to him? And how come Alfred is still alive? He's gotta be a hundred and thirty... Umm, where was I? Oh, yeah.

I was preparing for bed when I heard a crash of ungodly proportions coming from another part of the house. "What the heck was that?!" I thought to myself, dashing for the living room, imagining the front end of a 94 Civic crushing my credenza, or finding two refrigerators in my kitchen, one being the upstairs neighbors... or yet another single engine Cessna with its propeller up my patio. But no... it was none of those things.  It was---

Let's not spoil the surprise, since I'll tell you all about it on the video.