Sure, it's been a few weeks since we've posted, and by any professional standard, that is simply unprofessional. Well, harumph. As it turns out, we are not considered 'professional' by any of the blog judgement agencies practicing today.
No, my friends, we are not professional at all... we are AMATEURS.
And so, with a non-remorseful nose wave in the air, I brush off all the cries of desire for new episodes with a Yiddish-style "Feh!"
I'm taking a break.
Truth be told there are SEVERAL shows in the works. But as of this writing, I haven't finished ANY of them. You might say I'm lacking a little creative gusto. So I'm taking a little time off to reflect on the waxing and waning of the moon, to marvel at the power of our life-bringing oceans, and to try and stuff my cranium into a 2 liter bottle of scotch via the power of liquid transference suction. The more I drink, the more of my head enters the bottle. That by itself is worth a video, but as I'm being metaphorical it would be dull indeed-- at least as dull as crouching inside a giant soap bubble at a children's birthday party. But now I'm way off topic.
To bottom line it for you, any day now there will be so many new videos from Bench Dogs to watch that you will have to choose between watching them or going to work. I hope your boss won't mind.
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1 comment:
I can't wait. as long as they are about wood and not lunch! this isn't the cooking channel. Oh and by the way. the Wood whisperer says you are a profesional. I'd set him straight if i were you! can't wait for the next production!
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